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What are we gonna do?
I'm level 50 and I've just run into you.
Are we playing the same game?
You've got a life complete and I am so ashamed
Will you be my friend?
It doesn't have to end

I've been spending my lifetime fishing
Ignoring the big ol' main mission.
You call it a mini-game,
But you just hear me exclaim,
That I just don't have any ambition.

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There once was a little mischevious goblin
Who went outside in search of some loot
And after he went thieving and robbing
He hid it all inside of his boot!
And now that little mischevious goblin
Is feeling quite a large amount of pain
That loot inside his boot has made it throbbing
Now that goblin will never be the same.

He's in pain, he's in pain, he's in paaaaaain
Ooooooooooooow!

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One day, nowhere to be seen
Was the great grand gobbo queen.
Where could she be?
That's who we need.

We searched high!
We searched low!
But we were never going to know
That she was hiding
Somewhere in-between.

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Be brave
Be fearless
And dare to be bold
And you'll be a sight behold

You'd be devastated if you never tried
If you hesitate where is your pride?

But now you've been told
You will always be bold.

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A friendship could lead to a murder
Be wary of those who are near
Cracking your skull with a girder
After hiding your head in fear

They might be a duck
Then you're out of luck
Animals are scary
They don't give a cluck

A friendship can lead to murder
In the next round it escalates further

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Man, you better sit down
Sit down and listen
While I talk about craving chicken, yeah!

Gimme some Nandos
And top with some mangoes
Keep eating 'til I sicken

...yeah!

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We're on the case with Detective Frog
We'd like you to please sing along.
He rides a scooter
Doesn't need to job
From town to town
Couldn't do no wrong.

And a wizard just moved in;
Invisible!
Someone committed a crime;
Forgiveable!

Everyone loves Detective Frog!

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Serenely arching across the sky
High above where we can't fly
Waxing, waning or even full
The tide's created by its pull

The moon's so beautiful to my eye

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Happy birthday!
It's your time to celebrate
All the good things in your life
While you're eating lots of cake
But it's Christmas
Whether you like it or not!
'Cause there's one thing you've forgotten:
Everybody's got their slot

Some people have December birthdays too
So do they just wait around until after like you?
What about people born on the 25th?
Don't be selfish 'cause you wouldn't want this!
(I think you know the words)

It's Christmas!
Everyone else is wrong
It's Christmas!
That's why I'm singing this song.
Christmas comes straight after halloween
My opinion's right, so come and fight me!
Christmas comes straight after halloween
And everybody else is wrong.

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Poor Jack used to struggle with maths
But now he's learnt integration!
Back then he would play up in class
But now he's mastered differentiation!

He's a clever boy!
He's been to school before.
He does the number thing
For a living!

And now he teaches with memes for the laughs!

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Tom neglected his little space colony
While writing a eulogy
'Cause poor Jenni died
And everybody cried
But no one offered an apology

The prisoners clashed
And found themselves smashed
Better check Naif's murderous psychology...

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I was writing a song about whipped cream
But ain't no one trust me to keep it clean
I'm an innocent soul
With great self... con... trol!
But sex with whipped cream is supreme.

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Many moons ago
Was an evil dungeon master
Villainous, vile Twitch broadcaster

They'd plot and they'd scheme
To make players scream
But the players' minds were just faster.

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And so I wake up in the morning and I am tired
I've gotta join a conference call or get fired
And I shoulda gone to bed
Got somethin' in my head!

Do it!
Take your mama out all night
And she'll have no doubt
That we're doin' all the best we can

She's got a smile and it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was a fresh as the bright blue sky
Woah woah sweet child o' mine
Woah woah sweet love o' mine.

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Last night I sat down to watch
Goncharov
And ended defending the honour of
The lovely Mariella
But it turns out the film was sponsored
A shoe brand we've never heard of.

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One day Boots had a great idea
To travel the world to go and see so many countries
And hang out under some palm trees
Too bad that now he's stuck in North Korea

Oooh!
He's stuck in the best country on Earth
Oooh!
For context that last line was a joke
Oooh!
Now they're going to chop off his... head? Wait, what?

(spoken)
Boots, I'm... I'm so sorry
We all love you, and we're going to miss you
You know, it didn't have to end this way.
To be fair, you could have just stayed in Canada!
But anyway...
Godspeed, Boots.

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The free-Boots protest
Is gaining traction around the world
Armies of supporters
Spring to action to spread the word

They're busy painting signs
Of great freedom designs

Now we the plan the Great Boots Extraction

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They went to put Boots onto the plane home
After someone put Kim Jong-Un on the phone
After listening to his threats
They gave him some regrets
But soon found Boots had escaped on his own!

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Boots escaped on a makeshift raft!
Lashed together with effort and graft.
Setting sail he left for muddy waters
But no one knew if he was going to last.

He soon ran aground
But was easily found
He crashed outside his home where they laughed.

(drop)

He! Escaped! North! Korea!
It's Boots on a Raft!
He! Feels! No! More fear!
It's Boots on a Raft! Yeah!

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Sarah has been busy translating some filth
It is all about a damsel or a milf

The story's full of flutes
The hero's got big glutes
His name is Boots (oh, not again!)
Please don't let any fluids become
...Spilth?

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Quick! Let's tell Evan he's muted
Make him check the audio's there.
And when he looks at the microphone,
All he's going to do is swear.

If I keep all this up
Goodbye! My time is up, oh.
Oh, I'll be boots-ted
(Oh, I've made a Boots reference again, gah!)

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Jenni's chat to Doctor Tom
Jenni's chat to Doctor Tom
Get your PhD and put your grad hat on!
(Jenni: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1)
Jenni's chat to Doctor Tom
Do you have any idea why a countdown's on?
Check the Discord and know that we're all proud of you!
(Liftoff)

(floof and Leonor)
This is Jenni's chat to Doctor Tom
You've really made the grade
And the chat wants to know whose shirts you wear
Which better be Goblin Energy
Or else how dare!

(floof)
This is Doctor Tom to Jenni's chat
That took a fucking long time...
And I can't believe it's ending here today
And at times it felt a million miles away

And now I am going to play Fortnite
All day long!

Tom your work is through
And we are all proud of you!

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The goblin crew are out doing crimes
Real bad stuff! Past their bedtimes
They break and they steal
They escape without a squeal
All dressed up to the nines right on time

They're goblins of the night!
Goblins of the night!
They're stealin' all the time
'Cause they're goblins of the night!

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Awoooo!

The gobbo queen robs a museum
Disguised so the guards cannot see them
Standing just like a statue
Until she sneezes straight at you!

Makin' a break to be free
Running from the enemy
Makin' a break to be free
Ooooh!

Makin' a break to be free
Using goblin energy
Makin' a break to be free
Ooooh!

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Jenni's got a thing for old Olaf
Spends her time thinking about
✨ his staff ✨
Jenni's got a thing for old Olaf
Until she moves on to a sexy giraffe

She loves him
She hates him
Her future is looking grim
She loves him
(and that's all there is to it!)

I now pronounce you: Olaf and Wife

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It seems that drinking tea is the rage
But I am just not on the same page

I find it to be vile
It'll never make me smile
I would rather be grazing
On dry sage!

It seems that drinking tea is the rage.

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Last year
Boots was in North Korea
But now we're just happy he's free here
He just feeds his raccoons
As he watches cartoons
And for this year
I've got an idea...

Boots escaped on a makeshift raf-
Woah woah woah woah hold on a minute!

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Boots has a raccoon friend
Called Undie
Undie, he visits him
Every Monday

He comes round at Christmas
To celebrate with everyone
They eat food like it's business
And everybody says that it's fun!

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The raccoon went on an adventure
And so Boots followed along.
With a cape just like an Avenger
To sing Undie's theme song
The raccoon went on an adventure
And so Boots followed along
While he saved some mice from wrong.

Undie! Undie!
Undie's saving the day!
Undie! Undie!
Undie's saving the day!

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Now the mischevious mice are all free
They act out and frolick in glee
Boots hides all his assets
So he has no regrets
When the mice come to take them for free

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The world keeps turning
Passing by
I'm stuck in neutral
And I wish I could fly
I'm hiding behind my smile
Life's passing me all the while

Maybe I'll run to Shanghai

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I wanna tell you that I love cake
Eating through the night!
I'm always happy when I get to bake
Feeling so right!

Chocolate! Or Toffee!
Carrot! And Coffee!

And when it's done I'll top it off with a flake
What a delight!
I wanna tell you that I love cake
Eating through the night!

I love cake! I love cake!
I! Love! Cake!

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The gummy bears live in the forest
And they're all out to play
Dancing, singing all jolly
Until one fateful day
Some humans came along
And put their blanket down
Ate up all the gummies
What a harsh and lonely town!

There's blood everywhere
And gummy skulls on the floor
They couldn't defend themselves
At least not anymore

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The tragic life of Mr Brie
All he wanted was a piece of me
Following me down the road
Just a nibble then he'll be set free

Mr Brie's a man
As gouda as any other!
Trying to form a plan
To eat his brother

The tragic life of Mr Brie
Fell asleep and started to dream of cheese

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To get the mice under control
Undie's teaching them all a new role
The woodmouse a hacker
The brown a safe-cracker
So the heist crew is finally whole

You see, Undie's a vigilante
Stealing from the bad guys gallantly
So criminals beware
Maybe say a prayer to save yourself
You see, Undie's a vigilante (oooh)
So hope he doesn't handle you violently
Criminals beware
Maybe say a prayer to save yourself

Now the criminals are on the run
When Undie and Boots have their fun
We are all much safer
We owe Undie a favour
And Boots, that dashing son of a gun! (oh yeah!)

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Once a man walked from north to south pole
Spreading knowledge, as that was his role

Told those that he meets
Every circle is pizz-a
And as for the balls?
Profiteroles!
And as for the balls?
Profiteroles.

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Stinky just came down from Gobboland
To tell the people who followed and
Who want to know about
Olaf being thrown out.

Stinky just came down from Gobboland
To tell the people who followed, and...
She buried him deep in some hollow sand

(spoken and very cursed)
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.
All hail King Olaf.
Olaf rules all.
We bow down to Olaf.
We love Olaf.
Olaf is our friend.
Olaf is our Father.
Olaf is everything.
Olaf is our husband
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear.
Olaf is everything.
Olaf is everything.
Olaf is Everything.
OLAF IS EVERYTHING.

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I once knew a girl
Her name was Peachy
She lived all her life
Right near the beachy.

She likes singing songs
And hosting sing-a-longs

And did I mention her voice was not screechy?

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(TomboFry's "Halitosis" plays in the background)
(sobbing)

(spoken)
I tried my best, brother. I'm sorry.

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I really can't sleep in warm weather
Because of my chubby thick leather
When it gets above 20
I might just get melty
And turn into puddles a-plenty!

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Everyday, I wake up feeling tired
But sleeping now might just get me fired
I'm losing my shit
Can't let them see it
So I act like I should be admired
(honk shoo mimimimi)

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Papaya, you've only made on poem this year
I'm wondering if you're still here?
Oh, Papaya.

Don't worry if you need to take a break
I'm wondering if you're okay?
Oh, Papaya, Papaya.

I'm thinking of all of the times
The animals solved those crimes
Boots, Alan, Undie, and Detective Frog
Without you we wouldn't be here
We'd be taken to North Korea
And try to escape on a log

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(OOOOOH!)
I'm thinking of all of the times
The animals solved those crimes
Boots, Alan, Undie, and Detective Frog

(AAAAAH!)
Without you we wouldn't be here
We'd be taken to North Korea
And try to escape on a log