1. Participation Trophies
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Yeah I lost my keys three times this week
If I'm late again I'll get fired (ah ah)
My car battery's dead
Guess I'll go back to bed
I got bills I didn't pay again
Now my immediate action is required (ah ah)
Credit score 315
I don't know what that even means
Participation trophies
They messed me up now I'm that guy
I'm barely stayin' alive
Got all of these neuroses
But people say that I'm a vibe
So what's the problem if I suck at life?
(I don't always suck that bad, do I?)
Now it's 3 AM I'm playing Words with Friends
I go to bed but I'm way too wired (ah ah)
Start a new job tomorrow (Oh wait!)
It's already tomorrow
Washed my sheets first time in six weeks
Found my AirPods in the dryer (ah ah)
Something is wrong with me
Guess I'm just too type B
So overstimulated
Now my attention span is shot
And I don't know how to stop
Routine is overrated
I do what I want when I like
So what's the problem if I suck at life?
My mum tried to be my friend
I never learnt discipline
Got good at playing at pretend
I swear that it's not my fault
I wish that I could rewind
Wish I had another try
To finally raise myself right
I swear that it's not my fault
Got all this wasted potential (Why do I suck?)
Mommy said I was special (Why do I suck?)
My crisis: extential (Why do I suck?)
No, it's not my fault
Now I depend on these meds (Why do I suck?)
To calm the thoughts in my head (Why do I suck?)
This is as sane as I get (Why do I suck?)
Oh, no it's not my fault
Why do I suck?
Why do I suck?
Why do I suck?
Why do I suck?
Why do I suck?
Why do I suck?
Participation trophies
They messed me up now I'm that guy
I'm barely stayin' alive (stayin' alive!)
Got all of these neuroses
But people say that I'm a vibe
So what's the problem if I suck at life?
